Thus the crisis begins. Wait, with a single dinosaur? Seriously?!
Security gates and pass codes galore plus Nick and Travis finally find another dinosaur.
Nick admits he plays all games on “Easy” and Travis gets comfortable with the chairs.
Nick gets lost and Travis contemplates improvements to the toilet.
Nick remembers that he always forgets about the door he finds. (We don’t understand it either) Meanwhile Travis reiterates that he hasn’t been paying attention.
The audio is crap and Nick and Travis sound like robots. Nick attempts to explain how he remembers forgetting things. (We still don’t understand).
The audio is still crap. Nick and Travis discuss slag bullets and it is revealed that Nick lied about flying dinosaurs.
The audio is still crap. Nick and Travis play a giant game of Simon with pipes.
The audio is still crap. Travis explains his dislike of dinosaurs as an enemy and Nick’s personal theme song is revealed.
The audio is still crap. Nick and Travis scour the facility for body parts to unlock doors.
The audio returns to normal. Nick gets lost again and Travis acclimates to the maps and facility layout against his will.
Nick guesses his way around and Travis is confused by Regina’s hair color.
Nick continues to suck at tank controls but impresses Travis by solving a puzzle.
Nick and Travis click on ALL the things.
Nick does things while Travis isn’t looking at the screen.
Nick struggles with the T-Rex and makes bold and incorrect claims about the T-Rex and the length of this games. Travis is confused and annoyed by a lot.
Nick is annoyed by the worst version of box push simulator and Travis is disappointed that the game didn’t end.
Nick works on another long boring crane puzzle and Travis reads slowly.
Nick unsuccessfully attempts to press the red switches while Travis theorizes about the logistics of velociraptors mating with prehistoric sloths.
Nick enters the menus for no reason and Travis describes the time he played Dino Crisis better than Nick (but he didn’t record it, proof?).
Nick and Travis solve puzzles all by themselves and Travis sings about the corpse of a dinosaur victim.
Nick is hungry for pizza and Travis overcomes the numeric dyslexia from which he does not actually suffer.
Nick encounters endless puzzles and the game begins to drive Travis out of his mind.
Nick watches many cutscenes and reads a lot of files while Travis laughs nonsensically.
Nick struggles to obtain Kirk’s finger print. Travis loses his remaining patience with this game and consults a walkthrough to expedite completion.
Nick crafts some parts and Travis can sense the end is nigh, he hopes.
The crisis is overcome. Nick is mildly satisfied with his accomplishment and Travis is mentally and emotionally scarred.