Resident Evil 7

Part 01

Nick and Travis return to their greatest recording nemesis and begin their final attempt to get through Resident Evil 7. The audio is a bit distorted, because of course it is.

Part 02

Nick shows that his skills at the game have improved and Travis discusses the diminishing returns on jump scares among many other rambling ideas. The audio is still distorted.

Part 03

Nick has his first battle with Jack and Travis continues to list things he hates about this game. The audio is still distorted.

Part 04

The game glitches for all to see, Nick struggles to defend it, and Travis feels his vitriol is now justified. The audio is still distorted.

Part 05

Nick and Travis discuss the nearly copy/paste similarities of the Molded and previous Resident Evil enemies. The audio is still distorted.

Part 06

Nick fights Jack in a chainsaw duel and Travis runs out of things to say about it.

Part 07

Nick and Travis fight bugs while trying to understand how Marguerite controls them.

Part 08

During some tedious event triggering Nick and Travis discuss the line between immersive realism and excessive realism in video games.

Part 09

Nick confronts Marguerite with a shotgun and misses while Travis contemplates the nature of her mutation.

Part 10

Nick gets over confident and immediately fails while Travis expresses hopes for the resolution with Lucas.

Part 11

Nick and Travis discuss how this game pays tribute to (rips off) Texas Chainsaw Massacre II.

Part 12

Nick and Travis discuss the various names for sports around the world.

Part 13

Nick runs into trip wires and Travis despairs that the game will never end.

Part 14

Nick can’t remember how to beat a puzzle and Travis stops paying attention because he hates this game.

Part 15

Nick chooses the wrong gun for the job again and Travis turns to alcohol to get through this game.

Part 16

Nick fights Jack for the last time and theorizes about Ethan. Travis discusses how this game fails to evoke emotions and why it falls apart in the 3rd act.

Part 17

Nick explains why this game scares him. Travis continues to explain his thoughts on the failures of this game through a haze of alcohol.

Part 18

Nick attempts to defend choices made in this game by comparing it to Code: Veronica while Travis continues his rant about the disjointed nature of this game.

Part 19

Nick takes out his aggression on the Travis molded and Travis mocks Nick and tells embarrassing stories.

Part 20

Nick surprises Travis by remembering something and planning ahead but then immediately fails again.

Part 21

Nick speaks to ghosts and calls fish while Travis wants to lick mold and points out ripped off scenes.

Part 22

Nick threatens Travis with back tracking and Travis explains his dislike of machine guns in horror games.

Part 23

Nick sprints to the end and gets lost. Travis mocks Nick for wasting ammo on illusions.

Part 24 [FINAL]

Nick dies in the home stretch refusing to listen to Travis, but finally completes the game. Travis has one final rant and begins trying to forget.